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The Hoons Don't Need Viagra
To the tune of
Mariah (Paint Your Wagon)
[Mariah, Mariah They call the wind Mariah.]
(Short version.)
The Hoonish race is known through space for
bureaucrats who'll nag ya
Tho' rather stuffy with throats a'
puffy--they cannot use Viagra.
Viagra for the human race makes clouds and
rain a flyn'
Viagraless would be a mess. [I'd rather be
a dyin']
Viagra. Viagra. Hoons cannot use
Viagra.
The Hoons did know Viagra's name but gave no
thought to weepin'
"What use is it if it don't do more double
ent' bookkeepin'?"
But then one day a Hoon came home and started
buildin' schooners.
And now they have their "remedy" ---and
males are never "sooners".
Viagra, Viagra. The Hoons don't need
Viagra.
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